Kirkwall Swag

ihateyoualliwasaslave:

kirkwallswag:

I’m sure you do, but the offer’s still there if you ever change your mind.

You mean if I ever decide I’d like to complicate things by having meaningless sex with someone I’ve no idea why I care about? That seems likely.

Hey, it’s not like things aren’t already complicated.

ihateyoualliwasaslave:

kirkwallswag:

Sooo… the reason why you’ve gone how many years without sex is because you want a partner you have an emotional connection with? Fenris, that’s rather… cute.

If you’d like to think so. I have my reasons.

I’m sure you do, but the offer’s still there if you ever change your mind.

ihateyoualliwasaslave:

kirkwallswag:

Are you sure? I know things that could make the experience very good for you.

Were I only interested in sex, finding a willing partner wouldn’t be a problem. I am not.

Sooo… the reason why you’ve gone how many years without sex is because you want a partner you have an emotional connection with? Fenris, that’s rather… cute.

ihateyoualliwasaslave:

kirkwallswag:

ihateyoualliwasaslave:

Oh?

Of course, you have to mix things every once in a while otherwise your sex life gets boring.

I’ve no wish to be an ‘interesting additive’ to your no-doubt active sex life, Hawke.

Are you sure? I know things that could make the experience very good for you.

ihateyoualliwasaslave:

kirkwallswag:

ihateyoualliwasaslave:

I bite and pull hair, too. Can your sensitive mage flesh handle that, Hawke?

Normally the answer would be no, but I can make this one exception just for you.

Oh?

Of course, you have to mix things every once in a while otherwise your sex life gets boring.

ihateyoualliwasaslave:

kirkwallswag:

ihateyoualliwasaslave:

I assure you, what I am holding back right now is not the urge to fuck you. 

I didn’t know you liked dirty talk. Kinky.

I bite and pull hair, too. Can your sensitive mage flesh handle that, Hawke?

Normally the answer would be no, but I can make this one exception just for you.

ihateyoualliwasaslave:

kirkwallswag:

I can just feel the sexual tension between us.

I assure you, what I am holding back right now is not the urge to fuck you. 

I didn’t know you liked dirty talk. Kinky.

ihateyoualliwasaslave:

kirkwallswag:

ihateyoualliwasaslave:

I was not flattering you. You would know it if I was.

Fenris, you know I love it when you look at me like that with your bedroom eyes.

You are severely off-base.

I can just feel the sexual tension between us.

ihateyoualliwasaslave:

kirkwallswag:

ihateyoualliwasaslave:

Further proof that every time I say it, it is with good reason.

Flattery gets you everywhere, except I’ll need dinner and flowers first.

I was not flattering you. You would know it if I was.

Fenris, you know I love it when you look at me like that with your bedroom eyes.

ihateyoualliwasaslave:

kirkwallswag:

ihateyoualliwasaslave:

I said no such thing. Even so, you have a terrible way of showing it. 

Well, just so you know every time you call me an idiot I’m taking it as a declaration of undying love and devotion.

Further proof that every time I say it, it is with good reason.

Flattery gets you everywhere, except I’ll need dinner and flowers first.